Due to minor technical difficulties causing this post to have no images of hottie Rihanna and a teary-eyed divorced J. Lo, Andre McDonald STILL brings you the hottest news from the past week in true bite-size diet form. YOU CAN'T HOLD US DOWN IMAGES. 

Flame haired pop princess Rhi Rhi has overtaken wearer of lamb cutlets Lady Gaga as the most popular woman on Facebook read more here

Spotify has finally launched its services in the US now our american cousins can enjoy free music without, whisper this bit, downloading it illegally read more here 

Heard the one about the R&B superstar who was being (allegedly) robbed by her manager/father so she had to fire him? If not then you clearly haven't been paying attention to the story of Beyonce and her father Matthew Knowles. Read the full story here

Skepta has had reason for celebration this week, his single 'Dare to Dream' has been purchased by Interscope for none other then potty mouthed rapper Eminem. Read more here

Wiley is the gift that just keeps on giving, this week the grime Santa has given away new album 'Chill Out Zone' for free find out more here

It has been alleged that in the latest instalment of the worlds funniest hip hop feud, 50 Cent has hacked into the account of Rick 'Rozay' Ross to promote his new single. Read the full account here

Dizzee Rascal supposedly went 'Bonkers' (see what I did their) arguing with a cabin crew and was consequently kicked off a flight, read the full account here

If you like 90% of the population are obsessed with staring at the Beckhams, then prepare to be giddy with joy as Mrs Golden balls twitted pics of the newest addition to the Beckham clan Harper. View the shots here

In possiblly the lamest beef to ever rear its head since the creation of music itself, Miguel and Lloyd have decided to go at it for having similar haircuts. One of them better have a record coming out now thats all I'm saying. Read more here

J.Lo and  Marc Anthony are the latest to join the celebrity relationship scrap heap, after seven years of marriage they've now decided to call it a day, this is J.Lo's third divorce,ouch. Read more here

WORDS: Andre McDonald